God VS Satan

And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man would live long and healthy lives … But Satan created McDonalds.  And McDonalds brought forth the 99 cent double cheeseburger.  And McDonalds said to man, “you want fries with that”

And man said, “Supersize them” … And man gained pounds.

And God said, “Try my crispy salad” … But Satan created icecream … And man gained pounds.

And God said “I have sent three heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them.” … But Satan created butter-fried steak so big it needed its own platter… And man gained pounds and his bad cholesterol skyrocketed to dangerous levels.

And God brought forth running shoes and Man resolved to lose those excess pounds… But Satan created cable TV with remote so Man would not have to toil to change channels between ESPN and ESPN2… So Man watched others exercise and Man gained pounds.

And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition… But Satan created deep-fat fried potatoes called potato chips.  He then added sour cream dip… And Man clutched his remote and ate potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.

It tasted great, but then Man went into cardiac arrest…And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery… But Satan ran the health care system…

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